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Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
12.
A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the street at a wrong place and shouts Why are you crossing here? Cant you see a zebra crossing there ? The guy replies Let the zebra cross. What can I do
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When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute. Too bad they missed.
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The family that sticks together should bathe more often.
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"Has there been any insanity in your family?" "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."