Funsturbation

16.  
Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached.

17.  
"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

18.  
There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.

19.  
My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."