21.
Are you coming for my 18th birthday party? No, I went for that five years ago.
22.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two!
23.
He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
24.
"I heard you missed school yesterday." "Not a bit."
25.
He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me