26.
"What do use for washing dishes?" "Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."
27.
Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday. An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt.
28.
"Has there been any insanity in your family?" "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
29.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
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HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!