Funsturbation

31.  
The quickest way to make tossed salad is to give fresh vegetables to an 18-month-old child.

32.  
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

33.  
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

34.  
HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!

35.  
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!