36.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
37.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
38.
Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" "I couldn't lift the table."
39.
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS - But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
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There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.